I Be Popping Bottles Tee

The I Be Popping Bottles tee from Unethical Threads is for the person who never needs a reason to celebrate. Got a Tuesday? That's reason enough. Heavyweight cotton, loud energy, and the kind of shirt that tells people exactly where your priorities are.

Who actually wears this?

People who pop bottles at gender reveals, promotions, Tuesdays, and funerals. If you've ever opened champagne for absolutely no reason and felt nothing but pride, this is your uniform.

This tee doesn't discriminate between occasions. Celebrations are a state of mind, not a calendar event. Wear it to brunch, wear it to the club, wear it to your kid's soccer game if you're feeling brave.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (room for everyone at this party)
• Crew neck. Classic. No surprises here
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay loud long after the hangover fades
• Machine washable, because we both know where this shirt is going

Is this a good gift?

Absolutely. It's the gift that says "I know you" without you having to explain yourself.

Perfect for the friend who always shows up with a bottle, the coworker who treats Friday at 5:01 like New Year's Eve, or anyone whose toast game is stronger than their impulse control. If they laugh when they open it, you nailed it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
It's a relaxed unisex fit. If you're between sizes, go with your usual. Comfortable without being a tent.

Will the print fade after washing?
Nope. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Follow the care instructions and it'll outlast your liver.

Can I wear this to a baby shower?
You can wear it anywhere you're comfortable being the most honest person in the room.

Is this shirt only for people who drink?
Popping bottles is a lifestyle, not a beverage requirement. Sparkling water counts. Barely.