I Belong To Mommy Tee

The I Belong To Mommy Tee from Unethical Threads is a graphic tee for the grown adult who never quite cut the cord. Some people outgrow their mommy phase. This shirt is for the ones who didn't.

Who Actually Wears This?

People with a sense of humor and a functioning relationship with their mother. Or a very specific kind of relationship with someone they call "mommy." We don't ask questions here.

This shirt works on multiple levels and every single one of them is funny. You already know which level you're on. Wear it to brunch, wear it to Thanksgiving, wear it to therapy. All valid.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because mommy loves all her children equally
• Crew neck for that classic, clean silhouette
• DTG printed so the colors stay put instead of cracking and peeling like a cheap iron-on

Does This Make a Good Gift?

An excellent one, actually. For Mother's Day, for a birthday, for the friend who still calls his mom every single day.

The I Belong To Mommy Tee lands differently depending on who opens it, and that's the whole point. Fair warning: if you give this to someone who doesn't get the joke, that's on you. We made the shirt. We can't fix your relationships.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the I Belong To Mommy Tee true to size?

It runs true to size in a unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, size up for a looser look.

Will the print crack or peel?

No. The DTG print is embedded into the fabric, not layered on top. It holds up through regular washing.

What sizes does this come in?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work and how much you value your standing with HR.

Does this make a good gift?

It makes an excellent gift for anyone with a sense of humor about their relationship with their mother. Or their "mother figure." Your call.