I Bet Your Birthstone Is A Crack Rock Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Bet Your Birthstone Is A Crack Rock tee is pure insult-comic energy from Unethical Threads. It's a back-printed roast for the person in your life whose vibes have always been more Schedule II than semi-precious. Available in black or white.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who roast their friends like it's a public service. You know the person this shirt is about. Everyone does. Their life is a series of questionable decisions held together by energy drinks and audacity, and you've decided subtlety isn't working anymore.

The design lives on the back of the shirt, so they won't even see it until you've already walked past. Plausible deniability and comedy timing, all in one.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because roasting is an inclusive sport
• Crew neck
• DTG printed so the color holds up longer than their last relationship
• Available in black or white

Is This a Good Gift?

It's an elite gift. Birthdays, white elephants, interventions, passive-aggressive family reunions. If you know someone who deserves this shirt, you already know you're buying it. The only question is whether you hand it to them or just show up wearing it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt about me or about someone else?

Someone else. This is a roast aimed outward. You're delivering the punchline, not wearing the confession.

Where is the design on the shirt?

The full design is printed on the back. The front is blank, so people get the joke after you walk by.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.

Will this offend people?

Almost certainly. That's the point. If you're worried about offending people, this probably isn't your brand.

How do I wash this without ruining the print?

Turn it inside out, cold wash, tumble dry low. The print holds up fine.