I Came for the Margaritas I Stayed for the Regret Tee

The I Came for the Margaritas I Stayed for the Regret Tee is Unethical Threads at its most honest. You went out for one drink and you did not have one drink. This shirt tells the truth so you don't have to.

Who actually wears this?

People who've closed down a bar on a Tuesday and would absolutely do it again. If your best stories start with "so we ordered a pitcher" and end with someone losing a shoe, this is your uniform. Cinco de Mayo crowds love it, but honestly, any night with a salt rim and poor judgment qualifies.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive your worst nights and still look good the next morning
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because bad decisions come in all sizes
• Crew neck for comfort that outlasts your hangover
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the colors stay vivid long after your memory of last night fades
• Machine washable, which is more than we can say for your reputation

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift. Buy it for the friend who always says "just one more round" and never, ever means it. Works for birthdays, Cinco de Mayo, bachelorette parties, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of someone specific. If you're buying it for yourself, we respect that too. Self-awareness is underrated.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight cotton and pre-shrunk. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold up just fine.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

Nope. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric, so the design stays crisp through plenty of washes.

Is this only for Cinco de Mayo?

Not even close. Margarita regret is a year-round condition. Wear it whenever the mood strikes.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends entirely on where you work. We believe in you, but maybe read the room first.