I Came Here To Drink And F*ck And I'm Almost Done Drinking Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Came Here To Drink And F*ck And I'm Almost Done Drinking tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. A back-print design in white text so everyone behind you knows your priorities and your timeline. Heavyweight cotton, zero subtlety.

Who actually wears this?

People who've said this exact sentence out loud and meant every word.

It's the shirt for the friend who closes down every bar, treats happy hour like a competitive sport, and considers "making good choices" a loose suggestion at best. If you need to workshop whether you can pull this off, you already have your answer.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because this energy has no size limit
• Crew neck. Classic. Not trying to reinvent anything here.
• DTG printed for color that doesn't bail after a few washes
• Back print only. The front stays clean for plausible deniability.

Is this a good gift?

Only if you know the person well enough to be sure they'll laugh.

Your college roommate, your degenerate cousin, the coworker who somehow hasn't been fired yet. Those people. Don't give this to someone you're still trying to impress. That ship sails the other direction.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?

The full text reads "I CAME HERE TO DRINK AND F*CK AND I'M ALMOST DONE DRINKING." It's printed in white on the back of the shirt.

Is the design on the front or back?

Back only. The front is completely blank.

What sizes are available?

Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL.

Will the print fade after washing?

The design is DTG printed for lasting color. Cold wash, tumble dry low, and the print holds up.

Is this a good gift for someone?

If you know them well enough to know they'd laugh, yes. If there's any doubt, grab a gift card instead.