I Came To Get My Balls Wet Tee

The I Came To Get My Balls Wet Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. Beer pong artwork with ping-pong balls dropping into cups, printed on heavyweight cotton in black or white. If you know, you know.

Who's actually wearing this?

Anyone who's ever run a folding table like it was their kingdom. This is tailgate uniform, basement tournament gear, the shirt you throw on when the night has a bracket and a keg.

It also works for people who just think the line is hilarious, which, let's be honest, is the real target demo. You don't need to be good at beer pong. You just need to commit to the bit.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like an actual garment, not a promotional giveaway from 2009
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL (yes, 4XL, we didn't forget you)
• Crew neck, because V-necks have no business at a pong table
• DTG printed, so the colors stay locked in through every spin cycle
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

If you know the person's sense of humor, absolutely. If you're second-guessing whether they'd wear it, they won't.

For the right person, this lands immediately. Beer pong lovers, fantasy football league mates, the friend who peaked at a house party in 2014. You already know exactly who to send this to.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I Came To Get My Balls Wet Tee come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Is this a quality shirt or just a novelty?
Heavyweight cotton with a DTG print that holds its color. It's a real shirt that happens to be very funny.

Does the print crack or peel?
No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric fibers, so it won't crack or peel like screen prints can.

What colors does this shirt come in?
Black and white.

Can I wear this in public?
You can wear it anywhere you want. Whether you should is between you and whatever establishment you're walking into.