I Can Change Him Tee

The I Can Change Him Tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who's said those four words and learned absolutely nothing from it. "I CAN CHANGE HIM..." printed across the front, trailing dots and all, because we both know how this ends. The self-aware dating delusion, now in shirt form.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been in the trenches and lived to joke about it.

The friend who swore this one was different (he wasn't). The group chat that sends red-flag memes at 2 AM. The person who knows their type is a problem and has made peace with it. This is dating humor for people who've earned the right to laugh at themselves. Great for girls' night, friend-group gifts, or just owning the joke before someone else makes it for you.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like an actual shirt, not a suggestion of one
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because at least one thing in your life should be uncomplicated
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that sticks around longer than he did

Is this a good gift?

It is possibly the best gift.

Buy it for the friend who just texted "no but he's different this time." Wrap it. Say nothing. The ellipsis on the shirt says everything you can't say to their face. Also works for bachelorette parties, Galentine's Day, birthdays, or any occasion where someone needs to be lovingly called out.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the I Can Change Him shirt say?
The front reads "I CAN CHANGE HIM..." with a trailing ellipsis. Text only, no graphics. The dots do the heavy lifting.

What sizes does this come in?
Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?
The DTG print is made to hold its color. Follow the care instructions and it stays crisp.

Is this only for women?
Nope. It's unisex. Anyone who's had this thought about anyone can wear it.

Can I wear this on a first date?
Technically, yes. Whether you should is between you and your therapist.