I Can Fix Him Tee

The I Can Fix Him tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who has ever looked at a human disaster and seen untapped potential. Three words, an ellipsis, and more confidence than the situation warrants. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who know better and do it anyway. So, most of us at some point.

This is the original. The one everything else is riffing on. Three quiet words and a trail-off that carries the whole thing. If you've ever described someone as 'complicated' to your friends while they quietly updated your emergency contacts, this is your shirt.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles whatever you put it through
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because at least one thing in your life should be straightforward
• DTG printed for color that sticks around longer than he will
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

Dangerously good. It says 'I see you and I'm choosing to be entertained instead of concerned.'

Send it to the friend who keeps texting you paragraphs about why this time is different. Send it to yourself from six months ago. Works for birthdays, breakups, and interventions you're too polite to have out loud.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I Can Fix Him tee come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

What colors is the I Can Fix Him shirt available in?
Black or white. Pick whichever matches your mood when you inevitably text him back.

Will this shirt shrink?
It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it holds up fine.

Is this about a specific person or character?
No. It's about the archetype. The universal experience of ignoring every sign. You know exactly who your version is.

Is the print good quality?
DTG printed, so the colors hold. This shirt will outlast whatever situation inspired you to buy it.