I Can Relate To The Clit A Lot Of People Rub Me The Wrong Way Too Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Can Relate To The Clit A Lot Of People Rub Me The Wrong Way Too Tee is an Unethical Threads back print for anyone who's tired of being handled wrong. A self-aware admission that you're difficult, printed right across your back where everyone behind you can absorb the complaint.

Who actually wears this?

People who know they're a pain and have no plans to fix it.

This is the shirt for the chronically irritated. The person who's been told they're "a lot" and heard it as a compliment. Available in black or white, the back print means everyone approaching from behind gets fair warning before attempting small talk. The front is blank, which makes the reveal when you walk away that much better.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because irritability comes in all sizes.
• Crew neck, classic cut, nothing experimental.
• DTG printed for color that doesn't ghost after three washes.
• Back print design, front left deliberately blank for plausible deniability until you turn around.

Is this a good gift?

If the person has ever described themselves as "not a people person," yes.

This is the kind of shirt you give someone who's self-aware enough to laugh at being difficult. Not for your easily embarrassed friend. Definitely for the one who says what everyone else is thinking and doesn't flinch. Wrap it if you want, but they'll probably just throw it on immediately.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually offensive?

It's a pun on a common idiom. If the phrase "rub me the wrong way" bothers you, you might be proving the shirt's point.

What's on the front of the shirt?

Nothing. The design is on the back only. The front is blank, so you get plausible deniability from the front and a full confession from behind.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs comfortable across the board.

Will the print hold up in the wash?

DTG printing holds its color. Follow the care label and you'll be fine.

Does this come in different colors?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your general mood.