I Can Relate To The Clit A Lot Of People Rub Me The Wrong Way Too Tee

The I Can Relate To The Clit A Lot Of People Rub Me The Wrong Way Too Tee is an Unethical Threads original for the perpetually irritated. If people constantly rub you the wrong way and you've made peace with being difficult, this is your shirt. Available in black or white.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who have given up pretending they're easy to get along with. You know who you are.

You've been told you're "a lot" and you took it as a compliment. The kind of person who doesn't soften the message or add a smiley face to make it land easier. This shirt just puts it in writing and saves everyone the small talk.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it means business
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL (irritability comes in all sizes)
• Crew neck, because you're difficult, not complicated
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that actually stays put
• Available in black or white

Is This a Good Gift?

Only if you actually know the person. This is not a safe pick for a coworker you've spoken to twice.

It's for the friend who sends you memes at 2 AM, the sibling who roasts you at Thanksgiving, the partner who chose you despite overwhelming evidence. If they'd laugh, send it. If you're not sure, you already know the answer.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

Sizes S through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the print going to fade after washing?

The DTG (direct-to-garment) print is made to hold its color through regular washing. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be extra careful.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Black or white. That's it. Pick a side.

Is this shirt actually offensive?

Depends on the room. It's a pun, not a manifesto. Most people laugh, some won't. You probably already know which group your audience falls into.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. It's a solid, no-nonsense tee.