I Can Replace Your Bra With My Hands If You Want Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Can Replace Your Bra With My Hands If You Want Tee is Unethical Threads' most hands-on pickup line, printed on the back of a heavyweight cotton tee. Available in black or white, it's the kind of offer that works better on fabric than in person.

Who actually wears this?

People who flirt like they have nothing to lose. Because they don't.

The I Can Replace Your Bra With My Hands If You Want Tee is for anyone who treats personal space as a suggestion and somehow gets laughs instead of restraining orders. The design sits on the back of the shirt, so people only read it after you've already walked past. Maximum impact, minimum accountability.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up through every bad decision
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because hands come in all sizes
• Classic crew neck
• DTG print for color that outlives most situationships
• Design is on the back, so they read it as you walk away (yes, on purpose)

Is this a good gift?

If you know someone whose flirting technique is already a liability, absolutely.

This is a gift for the friend who says stuff like this out loud at brunch. You're not creating a problem. You're outfitting one.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the design look like?

The phrase "I Can Replace Your Bra With My Hands If You Want" is printed on the back of the shirt. Available in black or white.

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Is the print going to last?

DTG printed for color that doesn't fade. You'll get tired of the shirt before the print gives up.

Will this offend people?

Almost certainly. That's sort of the whole deal.

Is this a men's or women's shirt?

Unisex. Anyone with hands and confidence can wear it.