I Can't Flirt I'm Afraid Of Women Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Can't Flirt I'm Afraid Of Women Tee from Unethical Threads is pure romantic surrender, printed across the back of the shirt. Because of course you're facing away. It says everything your complete inability to make eye contact already does.

Who actually wears this?

The guy who rehearses "hey" in the mirror and still chickens out.

You know who you are. You've drafted seventeen texts to someone and sent none. This tee just saves everyone the guesswork.

• Heavyweight cotton. Not tissue-paper-thin nonsense.
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the color outlasts your courage in any social situation involving eye contact
• Design printed on the back of the shirt, naturally

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for anyone who's ever described their love life as "nonexistent."

Give it to your friend who asks you to wingman and then hides in the bathroom. Give it to your brother who's been "focusing on himself" for four years. It's funny because it's specific, and it's specific because you definitely know this person.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Is the design on the front or back?

Back only. The front is blank, which honestly feels thematically appropriate.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Solid, well-made tee.

Does it come in different colors?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your general outlook on romance.