I Can't Flirt I'm Afraid Of Women Tee

The I Can't Flirt I'm Afraid Of Women Tee from Unethical Threads is self-deprecation at its most honest. You know the guy who rehearses 'hi' fourteen times at the bar and still doesn't say it? This is his uniform, heavyweight cotton, unisex S through 4XL, in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who's ever frozen mid-sentence talking to someone attractive.

This is the shirt for guys whose flirting strategy is 'hope she talks first.' It's not a cry for help, it's just the truth printed in block capitals. Because if subtlety was going to be your thing, you probably wouldn't need this shirt.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a transparent napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because panic knows no body type
• Crew neck, classic cut, nothing experimental
• DTG printed for color that lasts, won't crack, won't peel, won't abandon you like your confidence did
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift.

Buy it for the friend who turns into a statue when someone cute walks by. Buy it for the brother whose dating app bio just says 'I'm bad at this.' They'll wear it because it's funny, then keep wearing it because it's comfortable and people laugh every single time.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the I Can't Flirt I'm Afraid Of Women Tee actually comfortable?

Yes. Heavyweight cotton, relaxed fit, crew neck. It feels substantial without being stiff. You'll forget you're wearing a confession.

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shirt offend people?

The joke is entirely at the wearer's expense. If someone gets offended by a guy admitting he's nervous around women, that's a them problem.

Does the print hold up after washing?

DTG printing holds color wash after wash. Turn it inside out, cold water, tumble dry low. Standard care.

Can women wear this shirt?

It's unisex, so absolutely. Honestly, it's even funnier that way.