I Didn't Drink For 12 Years Then I Turned 13 Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Didn't Drink For 12 Years Then I Turned 13 tee is Unethical Threads at peak bait-and-switch. The design on the back wraps the punchline in tropical cocktails and beach-bar energy. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who treats a bar tab like a speedrun. The friend in your group chat who sends the most unhinged memes.

It plays especially well on vacation, at the cruise ship bar, or anywhere tropical drinks come with tiny umbrellas. The back print means the punchline lands when you walk away from someone. Timing is everything.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles vacation abuse and questionable laundry decisions
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because sarcasm comes in every size
• Crew neck, classic cut, no surprises up top
• DTG printed for color that lasts longer than your New Year's resolutions
• Back print design with tropical cocktails and beach artwork

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for anyone who's ever made a drinking joke at the wrong table. So, yes.

Works for birthdays, bachelor parties, cruise send-offs, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of one specific person. That person knows who they are. You both do.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Is the design on the front or the back?

The back. It's a back print shirt. The front is clean.

What colors is this available in?

Black or white.

Will this shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and you'll be fine.

Is this shirt offensive?

Only to people who peaked before high school.