I Don't Do Sausage I'm A Vagitarian Tee

The I Don't Do Sausage I'm A Vagitarian tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. A dietary declaration for people who know what they like, printed on a shirt that's almost as loud as you are. Available in black or white.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who'd rather announce their appetites than explain them. The Vagitarian tee is for the person at the barbecue who's tired of being offered hot dogs.

It plays well at pride, at parties, or just walking into the grocery store when you want to make the checkout person's whole shift. If you've ever used the word "vagitarian" in actual conversation, this shirt already belongs to you.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually holds up, not some paper-thin mystery fabric
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (your body, your call)
• Classic crew neck, no weird collar situations
• DTG printed so the graphic stays crisp, not cracked and peeling after three washes
• Available in black or white, pick your fighter

Is This a Good Gift?

Yes, and you already know exactly who it's for. If someone in your life proudly identifies as a vagitarian, this is the birthday present that writes its own card.

It's also a solid move for bachelorette parties, pride celebrations, or the friend who just came out and deserves something that makes them laugh. The kind of gift that gets worn the same week, not shoved in a drawer next to a novelty mug.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Vagitarian tee come in?
Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.

Is this shirt good quality or is it going to fall apart?
Heavyweight cotton with DTG printing. No cracking, no fading, no turning into a rag. It's a real shirt.

Will this shirt offend people?
Probably. That's sort of the point. If you're shopping at Unethical Threads expecting subtlety, you took a wrong turn.

What colors does the Vagitarian tee come in?
Black or white. Both hit different, pick whichever suits your aesthetic.

Can I wear this to work?
That depends entirely on your workplace. We'd say HR might have notes, but you know your office better than we do.