I Don't Have A Gambling Problem I Have A Parlay Tee

The I Don't Have A Gambling Problem I Have A Parlay Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who considers a twelve-leg same-game parlay a reasonable financial strategy. Five lines of block text across the chest. No graphic, no subtlety, no hedge. Available in black or white.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who screenshot their betting slips for the group chat.

The friend who texts locks of the week every Sunday with the conviction of someone who wasn't 0-for-last-weekend. If you've ever said "I just need one more leg" with a straight face, this is your uniform. The shirt explains you perfectly. Just not the way you'd want.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle the emotional weight of a busted six-legger
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, classic cut
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the text outlasts your average parlay ticket
• Available in black or white

Is This a Good Gift for Someone Who Bets Parlays?

It's one of the best.

Everyone in the group chat already knows this person. They're the one posting screenshots at 7 AM and doing "research" that's just scrolling injury reports. Hand them the I Don't Have A Gambling Problem I Have A Parlay Tee and watch them nod in recognition. Also works as a white elephant gift that actually lands.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I Don't Have A Gambling Problem I Have A Parlay Tee come in?

Sizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print crack or peel over time?

No. It's DTG printed, meaning the ink bonds into the fabric instead of sitting on top. Holds up through washes.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Black or white. That's it.

Is this going to offend someone?

Only people who don't get the joke. So probably not anyone you'd actually wear it around.

Is this shirt true to size?

Yes. Standard unisex relaxed fit. No weird shrinkage, no boxy cut. Order your normal size.