I Don't Like People Who Take Drugs For Example Airport Security Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Don't Like People Who Take Drugs For Example Airport Security Tee is a back print from Unethical Threads for anyone who's had something confiscated at the scanner. The text does all the work. You never see the reactions behind you, which honestly makes it funnier.

Who's reading the back of your shirt?

Everyone in the security line. The boarding queue. The person shuffling through baggage claim two steps behind you.

The front is blank, so from the front you look completely unremarkable. That's the whole trick. Everything happens behind your back (literally), and you walk through the airport like a normal person while strangers process what they just read. You'll never know, and that's the best version of the joke.

What you're actually getting

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a suggestion of one
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because this isn't a festival
• DTG printed so the text stays sharp long after you've memorized every TSA agent's face
• Available in black or white

Is this going to cause problems at the airport?

Almost certainly not.

TSA agents have seen everything. Your back print is not going to be the thing that breaks them. Worst case, someone in line behind you laughs and you never find out why. That said, we're not responsible for whatever face your seatmate makes when you stand up to use the lavatory.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?

The design is on the back. The front is completely blank.

What sizes does this come in?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. DTG printing keeps the text crisp wash after wash. Turn it inside out if you want to baby it.

Does this come in other colors?

Black or white. That's it.

Is this actually about drugs?

It's a grammar joke. Read it slowly.