I Don't Make Mistakes I Date Them Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Don't Make Mistakes I Date Them tee from Unethical Threads puts your dating track record on full display, printed on the back so everyone behind you gets the confession. A self-roast for anyone who keeps swiping right on red flags and calling it personal growth.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who've accepted that their dating life is comedy material. The kind of person who screenshots their own Hinge conversations to send to the group chat.

You've been in situationships that needed their own footnotes. Your friends have stopped asking "how's it going with..." because the answer is always the same. This shirt just saves everyone the backstory.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your last relationship
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck because not everything in your life needs to be complicated
• DTG print for color that actually sticks around (unlike your exes)
• Available in black or white

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

Absolutely. For anyone whose friends have collectively begged them to raise their standards.

It's the kind of gift that says "I love you but we need to talk about your type." Works for birthdays, breakups, or any Tuesday after a particularly bad date. They'll laugh. They might also cry a little. Both responses are correct.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back?
The design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank, so you look normal until you walk away.

What sizes does this come in?
Sizes S through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs a little roomy.

Will this shrink in the wash?
It's heavyweight cotton with a pre-shrunk fit. Follow the care label and it'll keep its shape.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?
That depends entirely on where you work and how much your coworkers already know about your love life.