I Don't Make Mistakes I Date Them Tee

The I Don't Make Mistakes I Date Them tee from Unethical Threads is a wearable confession for anyone whose love life is a series of unfortunate decisions. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton. Your roster of regrettable exes finally has a dress code.

Who actually wears this?

People with ex files thicker than their résumés. If your friends have a dedicated group chat for your dating updates, this was made for you.

It's the uniform of people who can scroll through their relationship history and just start laughing. The kind of person who tells the worst date story at brunch and somehow turns it into a victory lap. Self-deprecation as a lifestyle, printed on cotton.

• Heavyweight cotton that'll outlast your worst relationship
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck (classic, unlike your dating choices)
• DTG printed so the color won't ghost you after a few washes
• Comes in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It's the ideal gift for anyone who can laugh at their own damage.

Post-breakup care package, birthday roast, or just a random Tuesday where someone needs to feel seen. Giving this shirt is a gentle acknowledgment of their romantic history, and they'll love you for it. Pair it with wine for full effect.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?

Minimal shrinkage with proper care. Cold wash, tumble dry low. It's more dependable than anyone you've swiped right on.

What sizes do you carry?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Works on every body type.

Will this offend someone?

Probably just the exes it's about. Everyone else will nod in solidarity.

Is the print going to fade?

DTG printed for lasting color. This shirt will comfortably outlive at least three more situationships.