I Don't Need Beer Goggles For You Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Don't Need Beer Goggles For You Tee from Unethical Threads is the crudest compliment you'll ever wear on your back. Sweet sentiment, dive bar delivery. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who flirt like they're three beers deep even when they're completely sober. If your idea of romance involves the phrase "beer goggles," this is your uniform.

It's a back print, which means the person you're complimenting gets to read it as you walk away. Dramatic? Sure. Effective? Also sure. Comes in black or white because even your terrible flirting deserves a color choice.

• Heavyweight cotton. The thick kind, not the see-through stuff you got in a three-pack.
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed for color that actually sticks around
• Design on the back. Front stays clean. Let them wonder until you walk away.

Does this work as a gift?

Only if you know the person well enough to call them attractive using bar slang. This is not a safe gift for a coworker you barely know.

For your partner, your best friend, or that one person in your group chat who has no filter? Perfect. Hand it over without wrapping paper. They'll get it immediately.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?

It's a back print. The front is blank, which honestly makes the reveal better when you turn around.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

What colors does this come in?

Black or white. Two choices, zero overthinking required.

Will this shrink?

It's heavyweight cotton. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it holds its shape.

Is this shirt actually offensive?

Technically it's a compliment. A crude one, sure, but a compliment. Whether someone takes offense says more about them.