I Don't Need Fun To Have Alcohol Hat

The I Don't Need Fun To Have Alcohol Hat from Unethical Threads is a trucker hat for anyone who settled the fun vs. alcohol debate years ago. Alcohol won. This snapback just makes it official.

Who actually wears a drinking hat unironically?

People who stopped pretending they drink for the taste somewhere around their mid-twenties.

This is the hat you throw on for a barbecue, a tailgate, or your backyard at 2pm on a Tuesday. It tells everyone exactly where you stand without you having to say a word. Honestly, it's doing you a favor.

• Structured foam front with cotton twill face, so the print stays crisp even when you don't
• Breathable mesh back because nobody wants a sweaty head on top of a hangover
• Adjustable snapback closure fits most heads comfortably (yes, even yours)
• Full-color print that holds up through regular washes and the occasional spill
• One size fits most. If your head is truly enormous, that's between you and genetics

Is this actually a good gift?

It might be the best gift you buy all year.

This hat is perfect for anyone who's ever said "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a connoisseur" with a straight face. Works for birthdays, white elephants, bachelor parties, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of someone specific. That person knows who they are.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the print hold up?

Yes. Full-color print that holds up through regular washes. Treat it like you'd treat any hat you actually like.

Is this hat adjustable?

Snapback closure in the back. One size fits most adults comfortably.

Will this offend someone?

Probably. But the kind of person offended by a drinking hat wasn't going to be fun at the party anyway.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends entirely on where you work and how much you value HR's opinion of you.

What's the hat made of?

Structured foam front with cotton twill and breathable mesh back panels. Comfortable enough to forget you're wearing it.