I Don't Need Fun To Have Alcohol Tee

The I Don't Need Fun To Have Alcohol Tee from Unethical Threads is for people who skipped the denial phase entirely. You drink because you want to, not because the party needed saving. This shirt says what your bar tab already proved.

Who actually wears this?

People who order a drink before they sit down. The ones who don't pretend they need a reason.

If you've ever cracked a beer on a Tuesday afternoon and felt completely at peace with that decision, this was made for you. Your friends already know how you operate. This just saves you the explanation.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL (we're inclusive about questionable life choices)
• Crew neck, because some things should stay classic
• DTG print (direct-to-garment), so the colors stay sharp longer than your memory of last Saturday
• Pre-shrunk fabric, so it still fits after laundry day, whenever that happens to be

Is this a good gift for a drinker?

It's the best gift for a drinker. Better than a bottle, honestly.

A bottle is gone by Saturday. The I Don't Need Fun To Have Alcohol Tee lets your favorite functioning enthusiast broadcast their lifestyle every time they get dressed. Pair it with a six-pack and you've already won whatever gift exchange you're walking into.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so most people are happy with their usual size. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?

No. The DTG printing process embeds the ink directly into the fabric. It stays sharp through every wash without cracking or fading.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?

That depends entirely on your definition of appropriate. It's a shirt about drinking. Wear it to a barbecue, a bar, or brunch. Maybe skip the job interview.

What sizes do you carry?

S through 4XL, all in a unisex relaxed fit.

How should I wash it?

Inside out, cold water, tumble dry low. Treat it better than you treat yourself on a Friday night.