I Don't Need Jerkmate The Government Fucks Me Over Enough Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Don't Need Jerkmate The Government Fucks Me Over Enough tee is an Unethical Threads back print for anyone who's figured out that taxes, fees, and bureaucratic nonsense already do the job. Five lines of text across the back so whoever's stuck behind you at the DMV gets the full read. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who's filled out a form in triplicate and thought, "this is my life now." Tax season survivors, DMV veterans, people who've been on hold with a government agency long enough to question everything.

If you've already got the companion job version, this is the bureaucratic expansion pack. Same energy, different source of suffering. Wear them on alternating days depending on which institution is grinding you down that week.

• Heavyweight cotton that can outlast your patience at the post office
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck
• DTG printed for color that doesn't bail on you
• Back print design, blank front because the statement hits harder from behind

Is this actually a good gift?

If you know someone who complains about taxes the way other people talk about the weather, yes. This is their shirt.

It works for birthdays, tax day, or as a "sorry you had to deal with the IRS" gesture. Pair it with a bottle of something strong and a sympathy card.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?

The design is printed across the back of the shirt. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Is there a job version of this shirt?

Yes. The companion design swaps the government for your job. Same construction, different target. Collect both if your week is bad enough.

What colors is this available in?

Black or white.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print is made to hold its color through regular washing. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be thorough about it.