I Don't Need Jerkmate The Government Fucks Me Over Enough Tee

The I Don't Need Jerkmate The Government Fucks Me Over Enough Tee from Unethical Threads says what your tax return already proved. This heavyweight cotton tee comes in black or white, and it's for anyone who's been on hold with a government agency long enough to question every life choice that led them there.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who's filed taxes and felt personally targeted by the result. Freelancers who owe quarterly, small business owners buried in permits and fees, anyone who's navigated a government website that peaked in 2003. If you already own the job version, this is the sequel for when the problem outranks your boss.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles laundry better than you handle tax season
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the color actually lasts
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

If someone you know stress-files their taxes in January just to get it over with, yes. Works for tax season, birthdays, or as a condolence after an audit. Pair it with the job version and you've got both halves of adult misery covered in one cart.

Frequently Asked Questions

Will this shrink?

Minimal shrinkage if you follow the care label. It stays true to size.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?

DTG printing locks ink into the fabric. It holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.

Is there a job version of this shirt?

Yes. Same construction, different target. Look for the job version in the store.

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. That's the whole point.