I Don't Need Jerkmate This Job Fucks Me Over Enough Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Don't Need Jerkmate This Job Fucks Me Over Enough tee is a back print from Unethical Threads for anyone whose job has crossed the line from career to punishment. The text rides on the back of the shirt, aimed squarely at the room you're leaving. Available in black or white, S through 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

People who stopped pretending their job is a blessing. If your Sunday nights involve a low-grade dread that kicks in around 4 PM, this is your uniform.

It's for the person who answers "how's work?" with nothing but silence and a thousand-yard stare. The one who's calculated exactly how many of this week's meetings could've been emails. You know who you are.

• Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to absorb the disappointment of another mandatory team-building exercise.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Room to breathe, even when your job won't give you any.
• Crew neck.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that actually lasts. Unlike your enthusiasm for Monday mornings.
• Back print design. The front is blank because you're done explaining yourself.

Is this a good gift?

It's the perfect gift for anyone who has a resignation letter saved as a draft.

Works for birthdays, work anniversaries that feel ironic, or just because someone's been having a week that's lasted three months. Pair it with a coffee mug and a sympathetic nod. If HR has opinions, that's between them and whoever scheduled the fourth all-hands this month.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Is the design on the front or the back?

Back of the shirt. The front is blank.

What colors are available?

Black or white.

Will the print hold up in the wash?

Yes. DTG print holds its color through regular washing. Follow the care instructions and it'll outlast your patience for your job.

Can I wear this to work?

Technically, yes. Whether you should depends on how much you like your job. Or don't.