I Don't Need Jerkmate This Job Fucks Me Over Enough Tee

The I Don't Need Jerkmate This Job Fucks Me Over Enough Tee from Unethical Threads is five lines of pure workplace resentment on a shirt. Your job already ruins your life for free, so why not dress like you know it. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who stopped pretending they like their job about three performance reviews ago.

The whole "I Don't Need Jerkmate This Job Fucks Me Over Enough" energy resonates hardest if you've ever had a Sunday completely ruined by the thought of Monday. Cubicle, warehouse, home office, doesn't matter. If your employer takes more than you agreed to give, this shirt already knows.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually survives laundry day, unlike your morale.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL.
• Crew neck. You're not here to reinvent anything. You're here to complain.
• DTG print for color that sticks around longer than your motivation on a Friday afternoon.
• Available in black or white. Match it to your outlook.

Can I wear this to the office?

That's between you and HR.

If your workplace has already pushed you to the point of buying this shirt, you're probably past caring. It also works as a gift for any coworker who's clearly hit their limit. The kind of gift that says "I see you and I'm sorry" without being the least bit helpful.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page for exact measurements.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. The DTG printing process bonds ink directly into the fabric, so it holds up through regular washing without cracking or peeling.

Is this appropriate to wear to work?

That depends entirely on how much you still care. Most buyers report it pairs well with a resignation letter.

What colors is it available in?

Black or white. Pick the one that matches your current feelings about your employer.