I Don't Need Sex Life Fucks Me Daily Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Don't Need Sex Life Fucks Me Daily Tee from Unethical Threads is a back print announcement that everyday life has been wrecking you, and honestly, you're too tired to fight it. Two lines of block capitals across the upper back. Everyone walking behind you gets the update.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been through it. Monday people. "My car got towed and my landlord raised rent in the same week" people.

If your default answer to "how's it going?" is a hollow laugh followed by "fine," this is your uniform. The design sits on the back, front stays clean, so you look perfectly normal until you walk away. That's when the existential crisis reveal kicks in. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't disintegrate after three washes (unlike your will to live)
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S to 4XL
• Crew neck because at least one thing in your life should be uncomplicated
• DTG printed so the color actually lasts
• Back print, blank front for maximum plausible deniability from the front

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for someone whose year has been a write-off. Or whose last several years have.

Birthdays, holidays, "sorry about your everything" occasions. If you know someone who says "it is what it is" with completely dead eyes at least twice a week, skip the card and wrap this up. The shirt says everything the card was going to. They'll wear it because it's honest, and that's more than most gifts can claim.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back?
The back. Two lines of block text across the upper back. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade after washing?
It's DTG printed, so the text holds up wash after wash. Your spirit is another story.

What colors does it come in?
Black or white. Pick whichever matches your mood, which is probably black.

Can I wear this to work?
Depends on your workplace. If HR already has a file on you, maybe save it for weekends.