I Don't Need Sex Life Fucks Me Daily Tee

The I Don't Need Sex Life Fucks Me Daily Tee from Unethical Threads is a funny graphic tee for everyone who's been personally victimized by a regular Tuesday. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit S to 4XL, in black or white. Painfully relatable.

Who actually wears this?

People who are tired. Not sleepy tired. Tired of everything tired.

Your check engine light's been on since April, your landlord just raised rent again, and you opened your bank app and immediately closed it. If that sounds familiar, you don't need this shirt explained to you. You need it shipped.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a disposable napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Crew neck
• DTG printed, so the design outlasts your will to keep going (at least through wash day)
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

One of the best, actually.

If you know someone who answers "how's it going?" with a deep sigh and a thousand-yard stare, this is their shirt. It says "I see your suffering and I find it hilarious." They'll laugh. Then they'll wear it every week.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually about sex?

Only if you stopped reading after the first line.

What sizes do you carry?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Does the print fade or crack?

It's DTG printed, so the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Wash inside out on cold and it stays sharp.

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. If you're worried about your aunt's reaction at Thanksgiving, save it for literally any other day.