I Don't Need Sex The Government Fucks Me Daily Tee

The I Don't Need Sex The Government Fucks Me Daily Tee from Unethical Threads puts the quiet part on your chest. Available in black or white. If you've ever opened a pay stub and felt personally violated by your own country, this is the shirt.

Who actually wears this?

People who file taxes. So, basically everyone.

Your coworker who mutters at their pay stub every two weeks. The person at the DMV who's been holding that ticket for an hour and a half. Your uncle at Thanksgiving who starts sentences with "you know what kills me about this country." Left, right, center, it doesn't matter. The government finds a way. This shirt just says it out loud.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles the same abuse you take every April
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you've already stuck your neck out enough this year
• DTG print for color that holds up longer than your tax refund
• Available in black or white

Can I give this as a gift?

If someone in your life complains about taxes more than twice a year, absolutely.

Works for birthdays, Father's Day, or any day between January and April when someone you know is staring at a W-2 like it personally wronged them. Runs S through 4XL, and the relaxed unisex fit means you don't need to overthink sizing. Just confirm they pay taxes and have a torso.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt pick a political side?

No. The government transcends party lines when it comes to taking your money. This shirt is for everyone with a tax ID.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. The print holds up through regular washing.

Will this offend someone?

The shirt says "fucks" on it, so read the room at PTA meetings. But the actual message? Anyone who pays taxes gets it instantly.