AAA I Don't Want To Cook Anymore T Shirt

The I Don't Want To Cook Anymore shirt from Unethical Threads features everyone's favorite existentially exhausted chef rat saying what you've been screaming internally since Tuesday. It's the dinner-time death wish you can wear in public.

Who Actually Wears This?

Anyone who's stood in front of the fridge at 6pm and felt their soul leave their body. Home cooks, takeout loyalists, parents who just made mac and cheese for the fourteenth consecutive night. You don't need to love cooking to wear this. You just need to be done with it.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because existential kitchen dread has no size limit
• Classic crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the rat keeps his color no matter how many times you stress-wash this thing
• Pre-shrunk fabric, because at least something in your life won't let you down

Is This a Good Gift?

Honestly, yes. If someone in your life has ever texted "what should we have for dinner" with visible despair, they need this shirt. It works for birthdays, holidays, or just a random "I saw this and thought of you." The bar is low. The shirt clears it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the I Don't Want To Cook Anymore shirt say exactly?

The full text reads "I don't want to cook anymore, I want to die" with a chef rat illustration. It's the meme that took off because everyone related to it a little too hard.

What sizes does this come in?

Sizes S through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable and slightly roomy.

Will the print fade after washing?

The design is DTG printed, which means it's embedded into the fabric, not sitting on top. Wash inside out on cold and it'll hold up.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

Depends on your workplace. If your coworkers understand meme humor and mild existential dread, you're fine. If HR has feelings about the word "die" on clothing, maybe save it for weekends.