AAA I Eat Drywall Tee

The I Eat Drywall tee from Unethical Threads says exactly what you think it says. No metaphor, no deeper meaning. Just a shirt that announces your commitment to consuming building materials.

Who actually wears this?

People who think saying "I eat drywall" out loud is peak comedy. Which, honestly, it kind of is.

This is the shirt for the friend in every group chat who sends the most unhinged memes at 3 AM. The one who makes everyone laugh and slightly worry at the same time. You know exactly who this person is. You might be this person.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a see-through napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL (drywall enthusiasts come in all sizes)
• Crew neck, because you're chaotic, not a V-neck person
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that won't fade or crack no matter how many times you wash it
• Looks as good on a Tuesday grocery run as it does at a party you weren't invited to

Is this a good gift?

One of the best, actually.

This is the gift you give when a gift card feels too boring and a candle feels too sane. If someone in your life has ever said something completely unhinged and you loved them more for it, this is their shirt. They won't need an explanation. They'll just know.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the I Eat Drywall shirt soft?

Yes. It's heavyweight cotton, so it has structure, but it's not scratchy or stiff. Comfortable enough to wear all day.

What sizes does the I Eat Drywall tee come in?

Sizes S through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?

No. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is embedded into the fabric. It holds up through plenty of washes.

Is this shirt actually about eating drywall?

If you have to ask, this might not be your shirt. But also, no. Please don't eat drywall.

Can I wear this in public?

Legally, yes. Socially, it depends on how committed you are to the bit.