I Eat Healthy I Am A Vagitarian Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Eat Healthy I Am A Vagitarian Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. This back print tee puts the joke behind you (literally), printed big on heavyweight cotton so nobody in your wake misses it. Your most nutritious purchase this year.

Who Actually Wears This?

People whose sense of humor lives a few blocks south of wholesome.

This shirt is for the person at the party who says the thing everyone is thinking but nobody will say out loud. The back print means you don't even have to be facing someone to make them uncomfortable. Walk away. Let the shirt handle it.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because funny is not a size
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed for color that survives however you do laundry
• Design on the back, because some jokes land better as an exit line

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

Honestly, yes.

If you know someone who'd laugh at a vagitarian joke, you already know this is the move. It tells a person you get them on a level that a gift card never could. Or it ends a friendship. Either way, memorable.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?

The design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.

What sizes does the Vagitarian tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the full range.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print holds its color through regular washing. Follow the care instructions and you'll be fine.

Is this shirt going to offend people?

The joke is suggestive, not explicit. Whether it offends depends entirely on the crowd. Read the room, or don't. We're not your mom.