I Eat Healthy I'm A Vaginatarian Tee

The I Eat Healthy I'm A Vaginatarian Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly the shirt you're picturing right now. Heavyweight cotton in black or white, for anyone who considers this a legitimate dietary identity.

Who's actually buying this?

People who committed to the bit a long time ago. The I Eat Healthy I'm A Vaginatarian tee is either a self-purchase by someone who treats this as a lifestyle label, or a gag gift from a friend who knew exactly what they were doing at checkout.

Bachelor parties, birthdays, the random Tuesday when you just feel like being that person. This shirt doesn't need a special occasion. It is the occasion.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like an actual shirt, not the transparent stuff you got free at a 5K you didn't finish
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Crew neck (a V-neck on this one would be sending mixed signals)
• DTG print that keeps its color long after your dignity fades
• Available in black or white

Can I give this as a gift?

Only to someone who deserves it. And by "deserves" we mean someone who'll actually wear it in public, not hide it in a drawer until the next white elephant exchange.

The I Eat Healthy I'm A Vaginatarian tee pairs well with any event that doesn't involve your grandparents. If it does involve your grandparents, honestly, we respect that energy.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I Eat Healthy I'm A Vaginatarian tee come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Is this shirt actually comfortable?
Heavyweight cotton, relaxed fit, crew neck. It's a real shirt, not a costume.

What colors does this come in?
Black or white.

Will the print hold up in the wash?
DTG printed for lasting color. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it'll outlast your reputation.

Is this appropriate for work?
That depends entirely on where you work. We're not your HR department.