I Eat Hot Dogs For The Shape Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Eat Hot Dogs For The Shape tee from Unethical Threads puts a cartoon hot dog and one very loaded sentence on your back. Heavyweight cotton, available in black or white. No further questions.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked at middle school humor and never came down.

It's a backprint, so you're already walking away by the time anyone reads it. Works for cookouts, bar crawls, or any situation where plausible deniability is a plus. The innocent little cartoon really ties the whole thing together.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a tissue with a neck hole
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because hot dog jokes transcend demographics
• Crew neck
• DTG printed so the design won't crack, peel, or bail on you after a few trips through the wash
• Backprint design with a clean front

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift.

The kind of shirt someone opens, pauses on for a beat, and then refuses to take off for the rest of the day. Backprint gifts hit different because the wearer is always the last one in on the joke. Size up if you're guessing.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the design on the front or the back?

It's on the back. The front is blank.

Does the print fade or crack?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it won't crack, peel, or fade like a cheap heat transfer.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton. It has actual substance, not the see-through stuff.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends on your workplace. If HR has a sense of humor, go for it. If not, that's on you.