I Exist Without Consent Tee

The I Exist Without Consent Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who didn't ask to be here but keeps showing up anyway. Existential dread on heavyweight cotton, in black or white.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who process their involuntary existence through humor. So, statistically, most of the internet.

The I Exist Without Consent Tee lands right at the intersection of philosophical crisis and casual outfit. It's the shirt you throw on when your mood is somewhere between "functioning adult" and "did not consent to any of this." Great for coffee runs, grocery stores, and spiraling quietly in public.

• Heavyweight cotton that takes the weight of consciousness seriously
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL
• Crew neck (your neck didn't consent to turtlenecks either)
• DTG print that locks color in for the long haul
• Available in black or white

Is This a Good Gift?

One of the best. It says "I understand your suffering and I think it's hilarious."

Birthdays are the obvious move, and the irony of celebrating someone's non-consensual arrival into the world with this exact shirt is fully intended. Also works for holidays, bad days, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of one specific person. That person knows who they are.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I Exist Without Consent Tee come in?

Sizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on every body type that got dragged into existence.

Is this shirt comfortable?

Yes. Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. Soft enough that being alive feels marginally less burdensome.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. The DTG print locks color in for the long haul. Your shirt will still look sharp even when you don't.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Black or white. Choose based on your current relationship with the void.

Is this a good gift?

Incredible gift for anyone who has ever whispered "I didn't agree to this" while staring at a ceiling. So, most people you know.