I Flirt As A Joke And Panic When It Works Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Flirt As A Joke And Panic When It Works Tee from Unethical Threads is a backprint for anyone whose flirting is 90% bit and 10% absolute terror when it lands. You didn't mean it. They're into it. Now what.

Who's actually wearing this?

The people who accidentally shoot their shot and then forget how to be a person. You said something smooth as a joke, someone took it seriously, and now your brain is buffering.

This shirt goes on the back so you can walk away from your own chaos and let the text do the talking. It's the wearable version of sending a risky text and immediately throwing your phone across the room.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a logo
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (yes, panic comes in all sizes)
• Crew neck, because you're chaotic but not that chaotic
• DTG printed so the confession on your back stays vivid through every wash cycle
• Backprint design, which means you can deny everything to someone's face

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for the friend who flirts with the bartender, the cashier, and the UPS driver, then texts the group chat in full crisis mode when someone writes their number on a receipt.

You know who they are. They know who they are. Wrap it or don't. The shirt speaks for itself.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it works on basically every body type.

Is the design on the front or the back?
Backprint only. The front is clean so you can make eye contact with plausible deniability.

Will this shrink in the wash?
It's heavyweight cotton and pre-shrunk. Wash it however you want, it'll hold up.

Is this appropriate for work?
Depends on your workplace. If your coworkers already know you're a menace, you'll be fine.