I Flirt As A Joke And Panic When It Works Tee

The I Flirt As A Joke And Panic When It Works Tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who perfected plausible deniability and absolutely nothing else. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, unisex S through 4XL. The emotional support tee for when "haha unless?" goes catastrophically right.

Who actually wears this?

People whose entire romantic strategy is an exit ramp. Introverts, overthinkers, and anyone who has rehearsed a compliment for twenty minutes only to respond to success with a thumbs up emoji. You know who you are. This shirt just makes it official.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than you do when someone says "you're cute too"
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck (for the full "I'm approachable but emotionally unprepared" silhouette)
• DTG print for color that outlasts your composure
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

Perfect gift. Give it to the friend who flirts with everyone, panics every time, and then texts you "WHAT DO I DO NOW" from the bathroom. They will feel seen. They might also feel attacked, but those are basically the same thing when you're this self-aware.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

Unisex S through 4XL with a relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is this shirt actually soft?

It's heavyweight cotton, so it's substantial without feeling stiff. Soft enough to hide in when someone reciprocates your energy.

Will the print crack or fade?

DTG printing, so the design isn't going anywhere. Your confidence in social situations is a separate issue.

Does this come in other colors?

Black or white. Two options, which is still one more decision than you can handle when someone flirts back.