I Fucking Love Chinese Chemicals V2 Tee

The I Fucking Love Chinese Chemicals V2 Tee from Unethical Threads is for vapers who've made peace with their life choices. You know what's in the cloud, and you don't care. This is the shirt that says it out loud so your lungs don't have to.

Who's this shirt actually for?

People who vape and have a sense of humor about it.

The type who've heard every lecture from every concerned relative and decided the best response is a graphic tee. If you've ever described your vape as "basically a fruit smoothie," this one's yours.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive your hotbox sessions and your washing machine
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because poor decisions come in all sizes
• Crew neck, classic cut, nothing weird going on
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay loud even if your doctor told you to be quiet
• Pre-shrunk, so it fits the same after wash ten as it did after wash one

Will this offend people?

Yes. That's kind of the whole thing.

If you're buying from a store called Unethical Threads, you already know what you signed up for. Your coworkers might have opinions. Your friends will want one. Strangers at the gas station will either nod or pretend they didn't see it, and both reactions are correct.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt about vaping?

Yes. It's a vaping shirt. If you have to ask, this probably isn't your section of the internet.

What does V2 mean?

It means we made a first version, people loved it, and we came back with an updated design. Same energy, better execution.

Will this shrink in the wash?

It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash it however you want. It'll hold up.

Can I give this as a gift?

Absolutely. It's the perfect gift for the friend who won't shut up about their new flavor. They'll love it. Their mom won't.

What sizes do you carry?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everybody.