AAA I Fucking Love Rice Tee

The I Fucking Love Rice Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. You love rice, you love saying fuck, and this shirt lets you do both at the same time. Oddly specific, aggressively enthusiastic, and somehow the most relatable thing in your closet.

Who actually wears this?

People who eat rice five times a week and aren't ashamed about it.

College students who made a rice cooker their entire personality. Home cooks who know jasmine from basmati on sight. If someone's ever watched you eat and said "that's a lot of rice," this shirt is your response.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not tissue-paper thin
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because we're not animals
• DTG printed so the colors stay vivid through however many rice dinners you spill on it
• Pre-shrunk, so your shirt won't betray you after the first wash

Is this a good gift?

Absolutely.

If someone in your life has ever said "I fucking love rice" out loud (and you know they have), this is the gift. It's specific enough to feel personal, funny enough to get a real laugh, and useful because everybody needs t-shirts. Works for birthdays, holidays, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of that one friend.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually just about rice?

Yes. Just rice. Sometimes the simplest things hit the hardest.

What sizes does the I Fucking Love Rice Tee come in?

Sizes S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?

DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric, so colors stay vivid for the long haul. No cracking, no peeling.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?

It does have the word "fucking" on it. Read the room, but we believe in you.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to feel substantial, soft enough that you'll actually want to wear it.