I Get Nervous Around Girls

The I Get Nervous Around Girls tee from Unethical Threads is the most honest piece of clothing you'll ever own. Some guys hit the gym, get a haircut, practice their opener. You bought a shirt that says it all before you even open your mouth.

Who actually wears this?

Everyone who's ever made awkward eye contact and then immediately looked at their phone. This shirt isn't a cry for help, it's a flex. You're telling the world you know exactly what your deal is, and you're not even a little bit sorry about it. That kind of self-awareness is rarer than you think.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a tissue paper handout from a career fair
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck (because a V-neck on this shirt would send mixed signals)
• DTG printed so the text stays crisp long after your confidence doesn't
• Pre-shrunk, so it still fits after a panic-induced hot wash

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift. For your friend who freezes up at the bar. For your brother who takes 45 minutes to draft a text back. For yourself, because let's be real, you didn't click this for someone else. If they can laugh at themselves, they'll love it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people find their usual size works.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. The DTG printing is embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. It holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.

Is this shirt just for guys?

Not even close. The humor is universal and the fit is unisex. Anyone who gets nervous around girls (or just thinks it's funny) can wear it.

Can I wear this on a date?

You can. Whether you should depends entirely on how much faith you have in your personality carrying the rest of the evening.