I Get Nervous Around Girls Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Get Nervous Around Girls Tee from Unethical Threads is a deadpan back-print confession for anyone who turns into a human loading screen around women. The text sits on the back of the shirt, so the person you're nervous around only reads it once you've already walked away. Peak avoidance behavior, now in apparel form.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who's ever fumbled a sentence in front of someone attractive and then replayed it in their head for three days. This shirt doesn't fix the problem. It just makes the problem your whole personality, which is honestly a more committed bit than most people can pull off. The front is completely blank, so you can maintain plausible deniability until someone sees you from behind. Shy-guy energy, played completely straight.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive your nervous sweating
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're not brave enough for a V-neck anyway
• DTG print for color that actually sticks around longer than you do at parties
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

If you know someone who goes nonverbal around their crush, absolutely. This is the kind of gift that says "I see you, I accept you, and I think your suffering is hilarious." Works for birthdays, holidays, or just a random Tuesday when you want to remind your friend that you've been paying attention to their disasters.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?

The design is printed on the back. The front is completely blank, which is perfect for this shirt because the whole point is avoidance.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. It's built to work on every body type.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print is made to hold up. Turn it inside out, wash cold, and it'll outlast whatever situationship you're too nervous to define.

Is this shirt creepy?

No. The joke is about the wearer being useless, not about anyone else. It's self-deprecating humor, not a red flag. If someone reads it that way, they probably weren't going to like you regardless.