I Get Nervous Around Girls Tee

The I Get Nervous Around Girls Tee from Unethical Threads is a deadpan confession you wear on your chest. It says everything you were never going to say out loud anyway. Available in black or white, because your social skills are the same in both.

Who actually wears this?

People who've accepted that their fight-or-flight response includes a third option: freeze and say nothing.

If you've ever rehearsed "hey" in the mirror and still fumbled it, this shirt is doing you a favor. It handles the introduction so you can stand there looking at your shoes in peace. Think of it as outsourcing the one part of socializing you were going to fail at anyway.

• Heavyweight cotton that survives your nervous sweating
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck (because a V-neck would be trying too hard)
• DTG printed for color that sticks around longer than your confidence does
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

Honestly, yes.

If someone in your life has ever gone nonverbal at a coffee shop counter because the barista was pretty, wrap this up and hand it over. They'll feel seen, possibly too seen, but that's the point.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the I Get Nervous Around Girls Tee meant to be creepy?

Not even a little. The joke is about you being useless, not about anyone else. Shy-guy energy played completely straight.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's heavyweight cotton, so no, not if you wash it like a normal person. Cold water, tumble low.

Does it come in other colors?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your personality crisis.

Can I wear this on a date?

You can. Whether you should is between you and your self-awareness.