I Give Good Head To Make Up For Not Being Good In The Head Tee

The I Give Good Head To Make Up For Not Being Good In The Head tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose oral resume is stronger than their mental health. A self-roast on heavyweight cotton, available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

The gloriously unhinged. If your therapist knows you by first name and your dating profile basically writes itself, this is your uniform.

Crazy-girl humor on cotton. The kind of shirt you throw on when subtlety was never really your thing and you'd rather people know up front what they're dealing with.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a disposable napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S to 4XL, because bad decisions come in every size
• Crew neck for a classic silhouette while saying something profoundly unclassy
• DTG printed so the design doesn't bail after three washes (unlike some people you've dated)
• Available in black or white, pick whichever matches your current coping mechanism

Is this actually a good gift?

If the person you're buying for would read this out loud and cackle, absolutely.

It's perfect for the friend who overshares, the partner who's lovably chaotic, or yourself after a particularly illuminating therapy session. If you have to wonder whether they'd be offended, they will be. And that's fine.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs a little loose. Size down if you want it more fitted.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's preshrunk heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it holds up.

What's the print quality like?

DTG (direct-to-garment) printed. The design doesn't crack, peel, or fade after washing.

Does this come in other colors?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your current coping mechanism.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?

That depends entirely on your tolerance for strangers reading your shirt and making assumptions. Honestly, that's half the fun.