I Go Garbanzo On Her Bean Until That Chick Peas Tee

The I Go Garbanzo On Her Bean Until That Chick Peas Tee from Unethical Threads stacks legume puns into a single sentence and lets your imagination do the rest. It's, technically, just a shirt about beans. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who think puns are the highest form of comedy. They're right.

This shirt is for the person who looked at a can of chickpeas and saw an opportunity. The one who can hold a straight face while reading three lines of bean-related innuendo out loud at a barbecue. If you've ever weaponized a food pun and felt nothing but pride, the I Go Garbanzo On Her Bean Until That Chick Peas Tee was built for your energy.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles your lifestyle, whatever that looks like
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (legume humor is size-inclusive)
• Crew neck, because this shirt is already doing a lot
• DTG printed so the text stays sharp way longer than your reputation will
• Available in black or white

Can I wear this around my family?

Technically, yes. Not a single word on this shirt is inappropriate.

That's the genius of it. Garbanzo, bean, chick, peas. All groceries. All completely innocent on their own. The filth is entirely assembled by the reader's brain, which means if someone at the table gets uncomfortable, that says more about them than it does about your shirt. You're just a person who cares deeply about legumes.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the I Go Garbanzo On Her Bean shirt mean?
It's a series of legume puns. Garbanzo, bean, chick, peas. If you read more into it, that's on you.

Is this shirt offensive?
Not one word on it is vulgar. It's all bean varieties. The reader's imagination does the heavy lifting.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.

Will the print fade?
DTG printing keeps the text sharp through heavy rotation. Your commitment to bean puns is permanent.

Does this come in other colors?
Black or white. Two options, both solid, both let the text do all the talking.