I Got A Dig Bick Tee

The I Got A Dig Bick Tee from Unethical Threads is a spoonerism shirt that reads perfectly clean until your brain catches up. You read it wrong. Then you read that wrong too.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in middle school humor and never looked back.

This is the shirt for anyone who wants to see exactly how long it takes a stranger to do a double take at the grocery store. It works at parties, it works at family gatherings (depending on your family), and it makes a dangerously good gag gift for the friend who already has no filter.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a gas station impulse buy
• Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL, because crude humor has no size limit
• Crew neck. We're immature, not uncivilized
• DTG printed so the color holds up longer than your dignity will

Is this a good gift?

It is the ideal gift for someone you like but do not fully respect.

White elephant, birthday, "saw this and thought of you" energy. If they laugh, you chose well. If they don't, you learned something important about that person. Either way, money well spent.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the shirt actually say "Dig Bick"?

Yes. The letters are swapped on purpose. It is a spoonerism, not a typo.

Will people notice what it really says?

Some get it instantly. Others stare for a solid five seconds, mouth the words, and then either laugh or walk away. Both reactions are correct.

What sizes does the I Got A Dig Bick Tee come in?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric, so the color stays put through washes without cracking or peeling.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on where you work and how attached you are to your job.