I Got ADHD A Damn Hard Dick Tee

The I Got ADHD A Damn Hard Dick tee from Unethical Threads is deadpan oversharing printed on heavyweight cotton. It says exactly what you think it says, and no, there's no second meaning to fall back on. You either get it or you don't.

Who actually wears this?

People who treat oversharing as a personality trait.

The kind of person who drops something completely unhinged at dinner and somehow gets applause instead of asked to leave. If your friends have described you as "a lot," this is your uniform. You don't need anyone's permission to wear it, but you will need thick skin and a complete absence of shame (which, if you've read this far, you probably already have).

• Heavyweight cotton that's thick enough to feel real and sturdy enough to survive your worst decisions.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL.
• Crew neck. Classic. No explanation needed.
• DTG print locks the color in. No cracking, no peeling, no fading into a sad ghost of its former self.
• Machine washable. Turn it inside out on cold if you're feeling precious about it.

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for someone you actually know.

This is not a safe pick for your coworker you've spoken to twice. It's for the friend who would wear this to Thanksgiving dinner, the sibling who peaked in roast battles, or the partner who thinks boundaries are suggestions. If you're confident they'll laugh, send it. If you're not sure, you already know the answer.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I Got ADHD A Damn Hard Dick tee come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. The DTG print embeds ink directly into the fabric, so it holds up over time. Turn it inside out on cold for best results.

Is this shirt going to offend people?

Almost certainly. That's not a bug, it's a feature. Know your audience, or don't.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. It feels solid, not like something you'd get free at a 5K you didn't finish.