*NEW* I Got My BBL From Dr Pepper Tee

The I Got My BBL From Dr Pepper tee is an Unethical Threads original for the soda-loyal and surgically unenhanced. Heavyweight cotton, DTG printed, and exactly as unhinged as you'd expect from us.

Who's actually buying this?

Anyone who treats Dr Pepper like a food group. If your fridge has more soda than vegetables and you've made peace with what that means for your silhouette, welcome home. This is for people who see a BBL consultation ad and think "nah, I'll just have another can."

• Heavyweight cotton that feels substantial, not like tissue paper from a tourist trap
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay put through plenty of washes
• Pairs well with elastic waistbands (you know why)

Is this a good gift?

It might be the best gift. If someone in your life has a Dr Pepper problem and a sense of humor about it, this tells them you've been paying attention. Whether that's sweet or unsettling depends on who you ask. Either way, it's funnier than a gift card.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on everybody.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. It's DTG printed, meaning the ink bonds directly to the fabric. It holds up.

Is this shirt actually about getting a BBL?

It's about getting your curves the old-fashioned way. With soda. No surgeon required.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton. It has real weight to it, not that flimsy stuff that goes see-through after one wash.

Can I wear this in public?

You can wear it anywhere you'd drink a Dr Pepper. So, everywhere.