I Got My First Boner From The Green M&M Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Got My First Boner From The Green M&M tee from Unethical Threads is your public admission that a cartoon candy did things to you. Backprinted so everyone behind you in line gets to read your deepest truth. You're welcome, society.

Who is this shirt actually for?

Anyone who remembers when the Green M&M was the most confusing part of being a kid. If you've ever had an unexplainable feeling about a piece of animated candy, this is your jersey.

Wear it to the grocery store. Wear it to therapy. Both are appropriate destinations for someone processing this particular memory.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper freebie from a 5K you didn't finish
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck because we're not animals
• DTG printed for color that stays vivid through washes (unlike your reputation)
• Backprint design, so you can walk away from conversations and still make a statement

Will this get me in trouble?

Probably. You're wearing a shirt that says you got a boner from a piece of candy. The shirt isn't the problem here. You are.

But that's exactly why people love Unethical Threads. We make the shirts, you provide the audacity. Pair it with confident eye contact and zero explanation.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a backprint only or is there a front design too?
This is a backprint tee. The front is blank so people have to wonder about you before you walk away and confirm their suspicions.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Everyone deserves to publicly confess their cartoon crush.

Will this shrink in the wash?
It's heavyweight cotton and holds up well through washes. Follow the care tag and you're good.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?
Define "appropriate." Technically, yes. Socially? That depends entirely on how much you value the opinions of strangers.

Can I gift this to someone?
Absolutely. It's the perfect gift for anyone who has ever made uncomfortable eye contact with a candy commercial.