I Got PTSD Pretty Tits And Sushi Disorder Tee

The I Got PTSD Pretty Tits And Sushi Disorder Tee from Unethical Threads is a fake-acronym shirt with a full sushi platter graphic that sets up one thing and delivers something completely different. For the person who loves raw fish, inappropriate humor, and wearing both at the same time.

Who actually wears this?

People who order omakase and offensive t-shirts in the same weekend. This is a sushi lover's shirt disguised as something your HR department would flag.

The fake PTSD acronym does the heavy lifting, the giant sushi platter seals the deal, and the whole thing reads like a punchline you'd text your group chat at 1 AM. It's dumb in the best way. You already know if you're the target audience.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like an actual shirt, not a promotional tissue
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck, because you're chaotic, not avant-garde
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the sushi platter graphic doesn't bail on you after a few washes
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift for a sushi lover?

It might be the best sushi-themed gift that isn't actual sushi.

The I Got PTSD Pretty Tits And Sushi Disorder Tee works as a birthday gift, a white elephant winner, or a not-so-subtle nod to someone's raw fish addiction. The sushi platter graphic makes it land even if they don't read the text first. Pair it with a gift card to their favorite sushi spot and you've peaked as a gift giver.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does PTSD stand for on this shirt?

Pretty Tits And Sushi Disorder. It's a fake acronym, obviously.

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Is there a sushi graphic on the shirt or just text?

There's a full sushi platter illustration on the front, not just text.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's heavyweight preshrunk cotton. Follow the care tag and you'll be fine.

Does this come in other colors?

Currently available in black or white.