I Got That Dog In Me Costco Hotdog Hoodie

The I Got That Dog In Me Costco Hotdog Hoodie from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose relationship with the $1.50 hotdog combo has become a core personality trait. You've been there. You've eaten three in one trip and you need the world to know.

Who actually wears this?

People who treat the Costco food court like a religious experience.

The ones who will defend that hotdog price point in arguments nobody asked them to have. If you've ever called the $1.50 combo "the last honest deal in America," congratulations, this is your uniform now.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not some see-through afterthought
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because we keep it classic
• DTG printed so the colors don't quit on you (unlike your fantasy football picks)
• Preshrunk, because nobody needs that kind of betrayal from their laundry

Is this actually a good gift?

Ridiculously good.

The Costco hotdog is basically a cultural institution at this point, so the overlap of "people who get this" and "people who exist" is almost a circle. If your friend lights up at the mention of the food court, just hand this over. No card needed.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this hoodie true to size?
It runs in a relaxed unisex fit. If you want it oversized for peak comfort, go with your normal size. For a snugger look, size down one.

Will the print fade after washing?
The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric. Wash inside out on cold and it'll hold up just fine.

Can I wear this to Costco?
You'd be a legend. Employees will either love you or pretend they didn't see it.

Does this come in plus sizes?
Sizes run from S to 4XL. We don't gatekeep hotdog enthusiasm.